Narcissa Malfoy (
alt_narcissa) wrote2010-10-19 12:38 pm
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Lucius? Did you forget that we planned to meet for lunch? I've been at Il Monello for forty-five minutes. Signore Ramundo is most distressed that I've kept putting him off so long.
Is something amiss? Remember, dearest, I do have an appointment at two. And so have you, if I recall!
Is something amiss? Remember, dearest, I do have an appointment at two. And so have you, if I recall!
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Honestly. I was in the Lobby just this morning, waiting to catch Pennifold as he came through the Floo, and you would not believe the girth of some of our employees: it's a marvel some of them can squeeze out through the grates. Appalling.
Travers proposes that MLE might offer a reducing plan for the Ministry: we could run them daily through the course downstairs as target dummies. Self-preservation is a strong incentive for even the most indolent sorts. Sadly, the Minister is unlikely to approve.
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In fact, Celia and I have been discussing a series of articles rating the success and advisability of several plans currently available either in private programmes or being published. I don't know if you've glanced at the weight management sections of Whirl recently but half of their suggestions are nearly as sadistic as Travers' suggestion - and probably less effective! Still, one does need to maintain oneself and there's no excuse for neglecting to do so.