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alt_narcissaWell, are you both able to walk on the ground this morning, or have your heads grown so swollen that you're floating above us all?
Raz, it's a shame you can't come to the release party tonight. Any Witch Weekly red carpet affair is simply packed with eligible ladies, some of whom might be able to tame even you. Yes, I suppose you're forgiven. Somewhat. When this happens again (and I daresay it will), you might ask your friend here for recommendations on the matter. I hear he is quite an expert at breaking things off with a lady. Rather like our dear Bella with a knife in her hand.
And in case you haven't inferred from that, Barty, yes, I had tea with Athena yesterday, at Katyenka, in fact. She had rather a lot to say, so I let her run down the litany of slights until we got to the heart of the matter. I believe I was able to offer her some perspective; she's taking your notoriety rather hard, poor thing, but I'm sure she'll reflect and eventually forgive you completely as well. Give her a week or 2. She was really rather sweet, the way she fished about to try to get me to tell her whether you were coming to Die Fledermaus or the Christmas concert series - and whether you've already found someone to accompany you. (If not, my dear, I am certain we can rectify that problem between tonight and Friday's festivities. You'll have to tell me tomorrow how things go for you tonight.)
Ah, my two heart-breakers. Top of the list with targets given a fresh coat of paint. Mother is so proud of her boys.
Raz, it's a shame you can't come to the release party tonight. Any Witch Weekly red carpet affair is simply packed with eligible ladies, some of whom might be able to tame even you. Yes, I suppose you're forgiven. Somewhat. When this happens again (and I daresay it will), you might ask your friend here for recommendations on the matter. I hear he is quite an expert at breaking things off with a lady. Rather like our dear Bella with a knife in her hand.
And in case you haven't inferred from that, Barty, yes, I had tea with Athena yesterday, at Katyenka, in fact. She had rather a lot to say, so I let her run down the litany of slights until we got to the heart of the matter. I believe I was able to offer her some perspective; she's taking your notoriety rather hard, poor thing, but I'm sure she'll reflect and eventually forgive you completely as well. Give her a week or 2. She was really rather sweet, the way she fished about to try to get me to tell her whether you were coming to Die Fledermaus or the Christmas concert series - and whether you've already found someone to accompany you. (If not, my dear, I am certain we can rectify that problem between tonight and Friday's festivities. You'll have to tell me tomorrow how things go for you tonight.)
Ah, my two heart-breakers. Top of the list with targets given a fresh coat of paint. Mother is so proud of her boys.
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Date: 2010-11-24 03:44 pm (UTC)All the packages. And flowers. Knickers, even. None of them dancing, though. Unless Pennifold confiscated them for himself. In which case, he's welcome to them.
It's the letters and cards, though. Screeching. Bleating. Croaking.
And the pictures. Ugk.
This couldn't have happened last winter when most private owls were tied up serving the Ministry? None of this chaos then.
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Date: 2010-11-24 04:15 pm (UTC)And yet I see below that Scrimgeour's forbidden further deliveries. No such luck here.
Shame you didn't qualify for the bad boys list. Obviously not for the reasons that they were, McLaggen and that lot, but a bad boy category all your own. Sent Ms Rathbone a message yet?
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Date: 2010-11-24 04:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-24 04:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-24 05:26 pm (UTC)Just because I've forgiven you does not mean it's carte blanche to go coy.
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Date: 2010-11-24 06:16 pm (UTC)Did she not write you as well?
Lucky me.