Narcissa Malfoy

Your birthday present should be arriving sometime within the next six hours, depending on how far from New London you are hiding, dear.

And don't worry, I've used the most ordinary, common post owl I could find.

Now, it comes with a condition. You absolutely must write and tell me what deliciously intimate thing Miss Greengrass has sent you. If she has not bothered to discover and remember your birthday, I shall be highly dubious as to the abiding nature of her obsession.

The other condition you'll see when you get the letter.

I hope you're well.